152/365 - Six-year old funnies

Mom says to Boy: "Could you please close the front door, and watch out for the cat."  

{Boy closes the front door.} 

Mom: "Did you let the cat out onto the porch?"  

{Boy opens the door and finds the cat wedged between the front door and the porch door.}

Boy: "Wow, that's one skinny guy!"

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{Mom snuggles up next to Girl for bedtime prayers.}

Girl: "Where's my heart?"

{Mom puts her hand over Girl's heart.}

Girl: "I feel it....I love you."

Mom: "I love you too, sweetie."

Girls: "What are these, you know, circle things?"

Mom: "Your nipples?"

Girl: "Yep, that's a good name for them."